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PANTUN SERBA SALAH
Ketika aku sibuk, engkau sebut aku ambisius…
Ketika aku santai, engkau sebut aku pemalas…
Ketika aku bicara, engkau tidak pernah mau mendengarkan...
Ketika aku membisu, engkau menganggapku yang bukan-bukan...
Ketika aku menagih bukti, engkau hanya bisa berucap janji...
Ketika aku memberi bukti, engkau malah lari mengingkari...
Ketika aku sabar, engkau sering memanfaatkanku...
Ketika aku marah, engkau justru berani memfitnahku...
Ketika aku mengalah, engkau pikir aku ini pecundang...
Ketika aku menang, engkau bilang aku main curang...
Ketika aku sedang menyamar menjadi sosok Spiderman...
Kok engkau malah anggap aku lebih menyerupai Batman...???
SUPERHERO VS DUIT
Superman : Bro, elo jangan bengong mulu tuh... Ntar kesambet (=kesurupan) lho...
Bruce Wayne : Gue lagi BT banget nih... Gue bokek, man!!!...
Superman : Batman kok bisa bokek sih???... How come???... Elo kebanyakkan ’gaya’ sih... boros beli gadget macem-macem...
Bruce Wayne : Bukan gara-gara itu, man!...
Superman : Lalu, gara-gara apa dong???...
Bruce Wayne : Gara-gara gue sering kelayapan asik bergadang malem-malem… terus gue jadi lupa ama nasib perusahaan gue... Gue jadi
sering bangun kesiangan... Perusahaan gue terbengkalai, dan akibatnya jadi gulung tikar deh... Gue kini benar-benar bangkrut, man!!
Superman : Gue jadi turut prihatin dengan nasibmu ini, Bro... Bersabarlah...
Bruce Wayne : Kira-kira elo ada kerjaan atau proyek buat gue nggak, man???... Gue lagi butuh duit nih...
Superman : Gue???... Kerjaan???... Proyek???... Diterima jadi kuli-tinta aja, gue udah bersyukur banget, Bro... Boro-boro bisa ngasih elo kerjaan atau proyek segala... Batman... Batman... Jual sajalah gadget-gadgetmu itu...
Bruce Wayne : Elo gila yah?!... Tanpa gadget-gadget itu, mana mungkin ada Batman!!!...
Superman : Dunia ini memang kejam, Bro... so, terima saja dengan penuh lapang dada...
Bruce Wayne : Dasar... sama-sama jadi superhero tapi kok juga sama-sama kere sih...???
HIKMAH DI BALIK SUPERHERO
(PART – ONE)
Leno : Apakah hikmah yang terkandung di balik cerita Superman, Batman, dan Spiderman?
Oprah : Superman, celana dalemnya berwarna merah... Batman, celana dalemnya berwarna biru... dan Spiderman, nggak pake celana dalem...
Leno : Salah!!!
Oprah : Lalu, yang benar apa dong???...
Leno : Superman jadi super sejak dia lahir, Batman jadi super karena dia kaya, dan Spiderman jadi super setelah kebetulan nggak sengaja digigit laba-laba aneh...
Oprah : Maksudnya apa nih???
Leno : Ada beberapa orang menjadi hebat karena faktor garis keturunan... Ada beberapa orang menjadi hebat karena faktor kekayaan... Dan ada pula beberapa orang yang jadi hebat karena faktor kebetulan semata-mata... Dan tidak ada orang yang menjadi hebat karena usahanya sendiri...
HIKMAH DI BALIK SUPERHERO
(PART – TWO)
Oprah : And now, I want to give a question back to you… I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favourite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology... is not only great, it's unique. And can you tell me what it is...???
Leno : Hmm… Superman could fly, and the others not.... Is that right???
Oprah : Not exactly. A staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego.
Leno : What do you mean by this, Oprah...???
Oprah : Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When those characters wake up in the morning, he's Peter Parker and has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man, and then also he's Bruce Wayne and has to put on a costume to become Batman. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S" - that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent?
Leno : You tell me, honey…
Oprah : He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.
Leno : Hmm… and then, what characteristic you are?
Oprah : Leno, can’t you recognize me well…? I’m Wonder-Woman.
Leno : Hell yeah, that’s right… Wonder-Woman with the black costume… just to blend in with us… ha-ha-ha…
Oprah : F**k you…!!!
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Ketika aku sibuk, engkau sebut aku ambisius…
Ketika aku santai, engkau sebut aku pemalas…
Ketika aku bicara, engkau tidak pernah mau mendengarkan...
Ketika aku membisu, engkau menganggapku yang bukan-bukan...
Ketika aku menagih bukti, engkau hanya bisa berucap janji...
Ketika aku memberi bukti, engkau malah lari mengingkari...
Ketika aku sabar, engkau sering memanfaatkanku...
Ketika aku marah, engkau justru berani memfitnahku...
Ketika aku mengalah, engkau pikir aku ini pecundang...
Ketika aku menang, engkau bilang aku main curang...
Ketika aku sedang menyamar menjadi sosok Spiderman...
Kok engkau malah anggap aku lebih menyerupai Batman...???
SUPERHERO VS DUIT
Superman : Bro, elo jangan bengong mulu tuh... Ntar kesambet (=kesurupan) lho...
Bruce Wayne : Gue lagi BT banget nih... Gue bokek, man!!!...
Superman : Batman kok bisa bokek sih???... How come???... Elo kebanyakkan ’gaya’ sih... boros beli gadget macem-macem...
Bruce Wayne : Bukan gara-gara itu, man!...
Superman : Lalu, gara-gara apa dong???...
Bruce Wayne : Gara-gara gue sering kelayapan asik bergadang malem-malem… terus gue jadi lupa ama nasib perusahaan gue... Gue jadi
sering bangun kesiangan... Perusahaan gue terbengkalai, dan akibatnya jadi gulung tikar deh... Gue kini benar-benar bangkrut, man!!
Superman : Gue jadi turut prihatin dengan nasibmu ini, Bro... Bersabarlah...
Bruce Wayne : Kira-kira elo ada kerjaan atau proyek buat gue nggak, man???... Gue lagi butuh duit nih...
Superman : Gue???... Kerjaan???... Proyek???... Diterima jadi kuli-tinta aja, gue udah bersyukur banget, Bro... Boro-boro bisa ngasih elo kerjaan atau proyek segala... Batman... Batman... Jual sajalah gadget-gadgetmu itu...
Bruce Wayne : Elo gila yah?!... Tanpa gadget-gadget itu, mana mungkin ada Batman!!!...
Superman : Dunia ini memang kejam, Bro... so, terima saja dengan penuh lapang dada...
Bruce Wayne : Dasar... sama-sama jadi superhero tapi kok juga sama-sama kere sih...???
HIKMAH DI BALIK SUPERHERO
(PART – ONE)
Leno : Apakah hikmah yang terkandung di balik cerita Superman, Batman, dan Spiderman?
Oprah : Superman, celana dalemnya berwarna merah... Batman, celana dalemnya berwarna biru... dan Spiderman, nggak pake celana dalem...
Leno : Salah!!!
Oprah : Lalu, yang benar apa dong???...
Leno : Superman jadi super sejak dia lahir, Batman jadi super karena dia kaya, dan Spiderman jadi super setelah kebetulan nggak sengaja digigit laba-laba aneh...
Oprah : Maksudnya apa nih???
Leno : Ada beberapa orang menjadi hebat karena faktor garis keturunan... Ada beberapa orang menjadi hebat karena faktor kekayaan... Dan ada pula beberapa orang yang jadi hebat karena faktor kebetulan semata-mata... Dan tidak ada orang yang menjadi hebat karena usahanya sendiri...
HIKMAH DI BALIK SUPERHERO
(PART – TWO)
Oprah : And now, I want to give a question back to you… I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favourite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology... is not only great, it's unique. And can you tell me what it is...???
Leno : Hmm… Superman could fly, and the others not.... Is that right???
Oprah : Not exactly. A staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego.
Leno : What do you mean by this, Oprah...???
Oprah : Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When those characters wake up in the morning, he's Peter Parker and has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man, and then also he's Bruce Wayne and has to put on a costume to become Batman. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S" - that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent?
Leno : You tell me, honey…
Oprah : He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.
Leno : Hmm… and then, what characteristic you are?
Oprah : Leno, can’t you recognize me well…? I’m Wonder-Woman.
Leno : Hell yeah, that’s right… Wonder-Woman with the black costume… just to blend in with us… ha-ha-ha…
Oprah : F**k you…!!!
This Public Service Advertisement presented by:
MY REVEAL - UNCENCORED
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